I'm hoping Cowell is finally 'outed' by the 'National Enquirer', when his bizarre love triangle becomes public knowledge.
Don't pass it on, but apparently he is the Idol Gimp, regularly receiving 'judgements' from the infamous tag team know as 'I'm Ryan & Randy As Hell'.
Paula loves to watch from the corner, swigging vodka and screaming 'Ride 'em Randy!'
> ...but before you do, ammend your will to leave all your
> money to Sean Maloney, Wales, United Kingdom...
>
> > Please die.
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