Oy...can there be anything as incandescently sad as those most tragic of times when my attempted jokes go bad?
Actually, there probably is something worse than that.
> I'm pretty sure that my hands will never fall in love with
> your balls...sorry to dissapoint
> > Not only have they been blue, but they were not intended
> > for a future release at all. That said, keep your vampire
> > hands off my vampire balls. Meantime, let's hope vampires
> > still fall in love.