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re: I mean.....I meeeaaaan.........(correction)

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pidunk 10:20 pm UTC 08/15/07
In reply to: I mean.....I meeeaaaan......... - pidunk 10:19 pm UTC 08/15/07



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> > >I think they'd probably claim
> > > he's just not very good. Jim can't sing his way out of a
> > > wet paper bag. By professional standards.
> >
> > ROFL!!! :) :) One should be aware, if one is not, that
> > singing as a trained art, is one that gives one the
> > ability to sing badly, or to sing well. If Jim wanted to
> > sing and sound like he has snot running down his nose, he
> > could....without the snot! He can sing like he can't >sing,> he can sing like he can, and he can sing his way out >of a wet paper bag, except he should not actually be in a >wet paper bag in the first place. Not knowing who he was, I
> > spoke to him and said that they way he speaks sounds to me
> > like he could sing very well.
>
> It takes alot of talent to do badly what one could also do
> well. Good actors can act like bad actors, good singers
> can sing like bad singers.....It is part of the skills. I
> can choose the quality I attempt to sing at, and in the
> past I hated to let anyone hear me sing so I purposefully
> didn't sing like I had any ability to sing at all. On Jim
> Cypherd's radio jingle.....I got a real kick out of
> it....he did not sound like he could sing with vibratto,
> or with any kind of breath regulation at all. The art of
> singing is one that is a talent as well as a life-saver.
>
> Singing requires more emphasis on the diaphragm than
> breathing does alone. One does not ordinarily realize
> this, but the diaphragm is the origin of the breathing
> motivation to the rest of the body that pushes the air
> into and out of the lungs. The lungs do only part of the
> work, but its engine is the diaphragm. The muscle of the
> diaphragm, which one knows of in the center of their
> abdomen, is that muscle that one could control in order to
> extend breaths, if one so needed to do so, and this is
> called "staggered breathing". Exercise of the diaphragm is
> paramount to singing. The breath is pushed across and
> through the larynx to emit the sounds. One can also just
> as easily refrain from using the diaphragm in their
> singing, and sound like any untrained singer. Hence, a
> good singer can sing like a bad singer. As for the
> life-saving part: I had a near respiratory arrest in the
> hospital that for the sake of knowing how to push air with
> the diaphragm, would have completely kept me from
> breathing. When I have had my other episodes previously I
> was able to use my knowledge of breathing in order to push
> air when my lungs wanted to stop. I find I have to explain
> this to doctors, so they know how severe my experiences
> really have been. More than ever before, without the need
> to sing a note, I need to explain that I am a trained
> singer.
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