The new Indy 4 film title has just been released:
'Indiana Jones & The Search For The Dream Engine'
Indy travels the globe in search of a mysterious 'Dream Engine' that vanished aeons ago, and no-one has heard of since.
Legend has it that 'The Dream Engine' is a magical vault containing many wonderful treasures, created by a mystical wizard only knows as 'The Rockman'.
The 'Rockman' sleeps amongst his treasures at all times, having been imprisoned in the vault, by his once faithful servant 'The Rink'.
The now evil 'Rink' constantly demands more treasures to be created, and guards 'The Dream Engine', morning, noon & night with his assistant 'The Sonnen-Berg' a vegan monster that can't stomach Meat (Loaf).
Apparently the film ends in mid-town Manhattan, when Indy defeats the evil 'Rink', atop the Chrysler Building, and finally unlocks The Dream Engine, releasing it's treasures to the world.
'The Rockman' finally sees the light of day and proclaims 'God I need a haircut!'
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