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Markus 05:34 am UTC 05/03/08 |
| In reply to: | Shit! Previous post f'ed up! This is final - Jsteinfan 04:58 pm UTC 05/02/08 |
| We have the prologues, the epilogues and sometimes Jimmy gives us monologues. ;-) > Exit the recording studio and enter the hallway to the > right which leads towards Rinkoff's lair. Then all of a > sudden you hear "Stop Right There!" You then "turn around" > and to your shock, Ellen Folley is standing there with > demonic stare towards Karla. This battle is pretty easy > as Karla does most of the fighting by stealing Ellen's > vocals and lipsynching to them in several music videos > while flashing some cleavage. > > The hallway leading to Rinkoff's lair is lined w/ mirrors, > an endless army of mirrors, blinding people to death. The > only way to beat this level is satisfy the mirrors hunger > by feeding Karla to the mirrors. It is sad to see her go > but it is important to proceed to Rinkoff's Lair alone, > and who knows she might surface again 30 years later in an > off Broadway show. > > Open the door to Rinkoff’s Lair. The Darkness has you > surrounded, the room is full of bodies! Complete corpses > hang from the ceiling, and the floor is strewn with ornate > boxes, inscribed with alternate verses and crammed full > with body parts. There is a large bed opposite you where > Rinkoff is sitting. He is holding a large heart that is > beating faster than the limits allow (which is actually > Jim’s cloned heart, Jim’s heart, as we all know, beats > faster than the speed of love). Above the bed is a large > iPod mounted to the wall. In the corner of the room is an > incredibly large recycling bin. When Rinkoff senses your > presence he sucks the life out of the cloned heart and his > face begins to swell and morph into a zombie. Looking > like this: > > > He then begins to summon long-lost Steinman demos from the > depths of the iPod's memory (iREMEMBER). Before you know > it, renegade angels with the power of darkness join forces > with the bikers of the round-table and attack you as if > it’s their final at bat! You're sure that you stand no > chance against Rinkoff’s power, but just as you feel > defeat is inevitable, you notice the recycling bin start > to shake…. You run over to it and knock it over! To your > surprise Jim was stuck inside! Jim obviously is the only > one who has the power to defeat Rinkoff. Relieved to be > released from the recycling bin, where he’s been trapped > since his last blog post on October 26th, he decides to > help you defeat Rinkoff so that his songs can once again > be released to the public and the Bat Out Of Hell Logo can > be finalized! Jim ferverishly grabs balls of crumpled > paper out of the recycling bin and throws them at the > demos that Steven summoned from the iPod. The demos > absorb the crumbled lyric sheets and recycle themselves > into “new” Steinman songs. Smoke streams from the > stricken iPod as it is rendered ineffective by the > onslaught, and now Rinkoff is desperate, lonely, and has > got no defenses. Congratulations! You’ve finished your > mission! The Castle begins to shake and then finally > falls in the sand as we fade in the air, left wondering > what part of Rinkoff’s body hurts the most. > | |
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