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| re: NCJ: DEMOCRAT, REPUBLICAN OR SOUTHERNER! | |
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Dr_Rock 07:03 am UTC 08/19/08 |
| In reply to: | NCJ: DEMOCRAT, REPUBLICAN OR SOUTHERNER! - Tremorlor 04:55 pm UTC 08/18/08 |
> yeah, caps in title, sorry. Was too lazy to change it when > I copied. > > DEMOCRAT, REPUBLICAN OR SOUTHERNER! > > Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner? > > Here is a little test that will help you decide. > > The answer can be found by posing the following question: > > You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and > two small children. > Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes > around the corner, > locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, > praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. > > You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an > expert shot. > You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your > family. What do you do? > > THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN: > > Democrat’s Answer: > > Well, that’s not enough information to answer the > question! > Does the man look poor or oppressed? > Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to > attack? > Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the > kids? > Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the > knife out of his hand? > What does the law say about this situation? > Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? What would this matter? you're carrying a Kimber > Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, > and what kind of message does this send to society and to > my children? > Is it possible he’d be happy with just killing me? > Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content > just to wound me? > If I were to grab his knees and hold on, > could my family get away while he was stabbing me? > Should I call 9-1-1 ? Why is this street so deserted? > We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make > this happier, > healthier street that would discourage such behavior. > This is all so confusing! > I need to debate this with some friends for few days and > try to come to a consensus. > > Republican’s Answer:BANG! > > Southerner’s Answer: > > BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG! BANG! BANG! > Click….. (Sounds of reloading) > BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG! BANG! BANG! > Daughter: > ‘Nice grouping, Daddy! > Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?’ > Son: > ‘Can I shoot the next one!’ > Wife: > ‘You ain’t taking that to the Taxidermist! > But aren't the wife, son and daughter all the same person? | |
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