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ATTN: Scaramouche -- remember that "Safe Sex" 'divas' I suggested?

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wordnix 12:39 am UTC 09/15/08

Well, here's the lyric scheme I thought up. It's based on the officially published lyrics (as seen in the PB LP) and divides it up quite nicely between the vocalists you chose (which, if you'll recall, were Celine Dion, Whitney Houston, Jennifer Hudson, Leona Lewis, and Bonnie Tyler).

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SAFE SEX
(Divas Version)
Music and Lyrics by WAGNER

JENNIFER:
No one ever said I was a gullible girl
I don't believe everything that I'm told -
I've been around - I know the ropes -
And I won't get fooled again

WHITNEY:
I don't believe in no fairy tales
I don't believe in the man in the moon
And no pot of gold or anything else
Is waiting at the rainbow's end

BOTH:
I got no illusions now, I guess I lost them long ago
You're not going to get me with this, cause I already know!
(Add LEONA on harmony)
Baby there's no such thing
Baby it just ain't true
And there's no such thing as safe sex
When it comes to loving you

JENNIFER:
There's always the danger of losing control
And of breaking my heart and exposing my soul

WHITNEY:
There's just no protection from that look in your eyes
Or the touch of your hands when I break down and cry

LEONA:
There's always the risk of surrendering more
Than I ever intended to do

ALL:
And there's no such thing as safe sex
When it comes to loving you

CELINE:
I don't believe in the boogie man
I don't believe in no pie in the sky
You can wish upon a star until the stars are gone
That doesn't mean it's really so

BONNIE:
There's no such thing as a Santa Claus
There's no such thing as getting money for nothing
And no Yellow Brick Road is going to take you there -
Wherever you've been trying to go

BOTH:
We'll never be as young as this
No matter how we try, we grow
You're not such an innocent boy - and I already know!
(Add LEONA on harmony)
Baby there's no such thing
Baby it just ain't true
And there's no such thing as safe sex
When it comes to love you

CELINE:
There's always the danger of giving too much
Love is often a drug
Love is often a crutch

BONNIE:
There's no guarantee I can handle it all
The higher the climb
The longer the fall

JENNIFER:
There's always the danger of losing control
And of breaking my heart and exposing my soul

WHITNEY:
There's just no protection from that look in your eye
Or the touch of your hands when I break down and cry

LEONA:
There's always the risk of revealing much more
Than I ever intended to do

ALL:
And there's no such thing as safe sex
When it comes to loving you
When it comes to loving you...

Original song (C) 1989 whoever Wagner's publisher is


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