| re: NJC (U.S. Politics): Bill Maher speaks up for the East Coast | |
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soonerdawg 05:29 am UTC 09/19/08 |
| In reply to: | NJC (U.S. Politics): Bill Maher speaks up for the East Coast - Vin 01:53 pm UTC 09/17/08 |
| Mahr is a left wing idiot, just a rung above the fuckers who published the hacked emails of Sarah Palin. He makes jokes about the dilemma of methamphetamine addiction, which is something that plagues all of this country. He cracks jokes about the values of small towns at the expense of those who don't share his views. It's people like this who will screw Barack Obama from the Presidency -- too radical, and these idiots all support Obama, and as they open their mouths they will close the doors on their hopes and dreams. > I enjoy the Hell out of Bill Maher's commentary: > > "All right. Finally, New Rule: Just because you live in > the middle of nowhere doesn't make you more authentic than > me. It just means you have a much longer drive to the > airport. > > Now, ever since Sarah Palin came along, this election has > been falsely framed as a contest between > salt-of-the-earth, small-time maverick westerners and > snooty eastern elites. You know, there's people who go to > church on Sunday, and there's people who go to brunch. > > Even fast-talking, cross-dressing Rudy Giuliani - the > former mayor of New York City - accused Obama of being too > cosmopolitan. That's like being called a douche-bag by > Andy Dick. > > And...and listen to Mitt Romney from the same convention. > He said, "If America really wants change, it's time to > look for the sun in the west, because it's about to rise > and shine from Arizona and Alaska. Of course, if the sun > actually did rise in the west, that would mean the earth > is spinning backwards and we'd all fly into space. But, > then Mormons were never big on science. As you well know. > > > But, what Mitt was getting at is that the East Coast is > where all the liberals, with their bad ideas, come from. > You know, bad ideas like the Declaration of Independence > and the Constitution and the Bill of Rights. As opposed to > the brilliant ideas that have come out of the west like > frontier justice and wearing cowboy boots with a suit. > > The ideas this nation was founded on came from the most > cosmopolitan people of their day, the founding fathers, > who believed in science, who looked to Europe for wisdom, > and who had no use for ignorant hicks like Bush and Palin. > > > Truth is - the truth is, as America moved west and got > farther away from its birthing in Boston and Philadelphia, > it became less American, not more. We keep hearing about > small-town values, you know, like shooting wolves from an > airplane or forcing your daughter into a doomed, loveless > marriage. > > Cities are about diversity of thought. Small towns are > about...well, crystal meth. And, last year, police found > 42 meth labs in Sarah Palin's home county. Drug addiction > is a terrible thing, but apparently it beats living in > Wasilla sober. > > There's so much meth in this town, I'm surprised the > Palins didn't have a kid named "Tweaker." > > So, now I know what they mean when they talk about the > Alaska spirit. Ah, yes, Alaska, where the townsfolk are > jittery and the hockey players screw right through the > condoms." | |
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