> I can:
> -- Write an introductory business letter
Well fuck-a-doodle-doo you'll be heading off to Wall St next
> -- Format budget proposals (thanks in part to a mentor
> with over 30 years of experience in the industry whom I
> will certainly never forget, and that's putting it
> mildly--no, not Jim, for those wags who will start reading
> things into words)
How did that raising $6million for an alternate version of DOTV go?
> -- Run payroll (there's this wonderful class in school now
> that teaches you how to run Microsoft Excel, you see, and
> what that does via math formula is allow people to
> determine weekly or hourly salaries, but I don't want to
> sound condescending so I'll stop with that line)
Did you actually learn that at school or on the job training at McDonalds?
> -- Contact Jim at the click of a button (which, as I just
> said, won't be necessary if we want to do this carefully)
How is that cease and desist going? and are you off the FBI watch list? If you could contact Jim then you would contact Jim, but I think he'd tell you to fuck off. Just a theory.
> These skills alone, among many others, would be beneficial
> to this man and his cause at various stages of the game.
> I'm sure that there are people who are better qualified in
> many areas where I'm not (you, for example, as a director
> would no doubt have some great input into staging the
> concerts), but he asked for help, and I stepped forward to
> provide, and I believe I can provide it. Period, end of
> report, next case.
I admire you talking a good game Wacko, but really, you're only a teenager and have no skills that can beneficial to anyone except the golden arches.
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