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The_wolf_with_the_red_roses 12:51 pm UTC 02/27/09 |
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Bat 3 Legal Spoof - Scaramouche 02:48 pm UTC 02/26/09 |
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How do you make a hormone? Dont pay her
What is Safe Sex?. Dont tell the woman where you live.
Two prostitutes are sat in bar. One says "Have you ever been caught by the fuzz" the other replies "No. But I've been swung round by the tits a few times
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> Found this spoof on the Classic Rock site:
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> http://www.classicrockmagazine.com/news/the_dirt/rock_related_misanthropy_and_scatalogical/
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> Kinda sums the whole episode up pretty well? LOL
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> Talking of jokes:
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> Man comes home and tells his wife he has bought a bunch of
> flavoured condoms (banana, strawberry etc), and that she
> should try and guess each flavour.
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> She agrees and dives under the duvet. After 30 seconds of
> slurping she exclaims 'cheesy wotsits'? Husband replies:
> Hang on, give us a chance to put one on'.
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> Doctor (to patient): I'm afraid you will have to stop
> masturbating.
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> Patient: Why?
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> Doctor: Because I am trying to examine you!
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