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Jsteinfan 04:15 pm UTC 04/07/09 |
| In reply to: | NJC: Joke Thread - daveake 07:00 am UTC 04/07/09 |
haha...i don't think they will ever let ME go home! > The love story of Ralph and Edna... > > Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. > One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming > pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. > > He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. > > Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the > bottom and pulled him out, saving him from drowning. > > When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic > act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the > hospital, as she now considered her to now be mentally > stable. > > When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I > have good news and bad news. The good news is you're > being discharged, since you were able to rationally > respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of > the person you love. I have concluded that your act is of > an obviously sound mind. > > The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with > his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so > sorry, but he's dead.' > > Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to > dry. How soon can I go home?' | |
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