Then there are the retards who make up bullshit about me. And the moment I'll call it out, it'll make ME look sus. Hurrrr. Now I have this saying with people, if you hear something about me IT'S A CROC OF SHIT UNTIL YOU HEAR IT FROM MY LIPS. And let me tell you now, 99% of the time it's true.
>
> LOL, I've had many incidents which are probably funny if
> you look back at it. But they weren't funny at the time. I
> remember this one time "Michael Crawford" wrote me an
> impassioned letter pleading innocence for what he did on
> "Dance of the Vampires". Somehow I don't think Michael
> Crawford would even care about what he did, or even know
> for that matter. Then there was Bonnie Tyler's Myspace,
> although I don't know the full story there and I was dumb
> enough to go along with it. Then there was an actor I
> support and the impersonator turned out to be a gay
> pedophile who we all dobbed in as soon as we heard about
> it. Then there were other things that were more personal,
> involving my songwriting and shows.
>
> But nobody's ever impersonated me, LOL, and you wouldn't
> want to. One of me's enough to deal with. Can you imagine
> a whole swarm of them dancing around like the badgers
> video?
>
> > > ALL IMPERSONATORS SHOULD BE IN HOSPITAL!!!!!!!!
> > >
> >
> > Did someone impersonate you? I knew that people
> > impersonated Elvis and Michael Jackson but I am now
> > finding out that people impersonate Susan.
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