Yeah, I mean, my wife is quick to say I'm not very romantic, though I always say we just have conflicting ideas of what constitutes "romantic." (Hint: IMO, Hallmark and Lifetime ain't got shit to do with it) But, seriously, if true love is cutting off your wang over a woman, then I've never truly been in love, nor do I expect I ever will be.
> I wonder how long it took his train of thought to get from
> "that'll show him" to "oops"?
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