Oh for crying out loud, why don't you just go jerk off over youporn in your room, like every other boy over 30 still living in mommy's basement?
And while I have your attention, would you mind
answering a couple of questions? Coherent and to-
the-point answers are appreciated, but certainly not expected.
1. Why are you on this board? What is it you hope you achieve or gain from the experience?
2. You know you're annoying, right? Are you doing this on
purpose or what?
3. Did you know that when people suddenly stop participating
in a conversation with you, it isn't because you've cowed them into submission through your intellectual superiority and eloquent expression of your case?
4. Is this some kind of a joke? Your irritating half-wit persona, while convincing, is somehow giving me the impression of someone trying too hard.
5. Even if this isn't a joke, you aren't actually as thick
as you're making out here, are you? I mean, you couldn't be.
6. I gather that you hope to procreate one day. Is there
anything that could be done to dissuade you from this course of action?
7. Would it be at all possible for you to go and indulge
your personal fantasy of self-realisation somewhere
else? I hear myspace is nice at this time of year. Or possibly MLUKFC.
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