Jimmy, the bug-eyed reindeer
had girls in sexy leather clothes,
And if you ever saw them,
they would even strike a pose.
All of the other reindeer
were jealous of him and his dames.
They never let poor Jimmy
join in any reindeer games.
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say:
"Jimmy with your x-ray specs,
won't you help me avoid objects?"
Then all the reindeer loved him
as they shouted out with glee,
Jimmy the bat-eyed reindeer,
you'll go down in history!
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