I thought all your jokes came from Xmas crackers already Dave? ;-P
> Sigh ...
>
> A "Number Two" is slang for a crap. I said that Cowell
> had a "massive number two", in other words that Joe
> wotsisname's single is a pile of shite. The parrot pic
> shows that this joke sadly flew right above your head.
>
> My next joke will be from a Xmas Cracker, to make sure you
> get it.