Pirate walks into a bar. He's got a steering wheel sticking out his pants. Bartender says, "Hey, pirate, you know you got a steering wheel attached to your willie?"
Pirate says, "ARG! It's drivin' me nuts!"
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A woman calls her husband to warn him that there's a crazed lunatic driving the wrong way down the freeway.
"It's not just one!" he screams. "It's all of them!"
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