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| re: NJC: How Gay I Am | |
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Jacob 01:03 pm UTC 05/07/10 |
| In reply to: | re: NJC: How Gay I Am - Vin 06:49 pm UTC 05/06/10 |
| Just my point! Obviously based on a stereotype, but the stereotype is more often than not based on good causes. > Prejudiced??? Its half auto-biographical! > > > Highly prejudiced. > > > > But being gay myself, brilliant. No point in being > > offended by prejudices when they're more often than not > > legitimate. > > > > > I don't usually write novelty lyrics, but I wrote this a > > > while back just for fun and thought it was appropriate for > > > posting given the recent discussion about the degree to > > > which Jim's male fans are, or aren't, gay. > > > > > > How Gay I Am > > > > > > Well you dropped my jaw to the floor last night > > > When you told me you thought I liked boys. > > > I just couldn’t figure out how I gave you that > > > impression. > > > And not that I owe you anything > > > But before its my next turn to sing > > > I’ll offer you this mostly true confession > > > > > > Now I own a few shirts in colors you wouldn’t call manly, > > > And now and again I dance with my hands above my head. > > > I own a Streisand hits CD > > > I appreciate “Sex and the City” > > > But I’ll show you how gay I am > > > when I get you in bed. > > > > > > Back in the day I may have played with my sister’s > > > Barbies. > > > As a kid I thought “Super Bowl” meant the handicapped > > > stall. > > > I played third lead in my Second Grade play, > > > Dressed up like Lord Byron on Poetry Day, > > > But I showed Suzy how gay I am > > > Three times in study hall. > > > > > > These days I read the Sears catalog for the home goods > > > section. > > > My own two eyes are as queer as this straight guy needs. > > > I watch quite a bit of the Lifetime channel > > > I prefer mohair to denim or flannel > > > But you’ll see how gay I am when we do the deed. > > > > > > Now Tori Amos dominates my iPod, > > > But Sondheim’s represented there pretty well, too. > > > I’m offended by pornography, > > > I like Yankee Candles and potpourri, > > > But you’ll know just how gay I am > > > When I make angry love to you. > > > > > > Hey please don’t be embarrassed now, > > > I don’t mind that you opened your mouth > > > And stuck your foot right in like you were doing the Hokey > > > Pokey. > > > I’m a pseudo-intellectual > > > And a little bit metro-sexual > > > And now I’m off to do Shania karaoke. > > > | |
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