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Croftie 10:36 am UTC 10/23/10 |
| In reply to: | Sexual Relationships With Jim's Songs - A Captain Questions Poll - steven_stuart 01:09 am UTC 10/23/10 |
| Your DNA must cry itself to sleep at night. > Do Jim's songs tie you up and f*** you hard? They do that > to JD. Naughty songs. I wonder if there is one particular > song that does that harder than the others. > > We haven't had a poll on here for a while, so could people > who are actually having sexual relationships with Jim's > songs please post and if there is one song in particular > which arouses you, could you please post the name of that > song? > > JD has now dubbed me "Captain Questions", so I think I > should be put in charge of all board polls from now on. > > In my role as "Captain Questions", I would like to ask > Markus if the feelings he describes below are actually > sexual or are they more like the feelings that a celebate > priest gets. > > > Yesterday evening we drove home from Paris and I listende > > to some great Steinsongs while the rest of us was sleeping > > next to me and still after all these years Jims songs made > > my heart go faster, my temperature rising and my hands > > sweating. :-) > > > > Markus > > An earlier conversation with JD in which she bestowed my > new title on me: > > > > > Serial Monogamy of the Heart. > > > > > > When you say "monogamy" do you mean that Jim's music is > > > the only music that you love? > > > > I listen to a lot of music but Jim's is the only one that > > ties me up and fucks me hard when I need it. Understand > > now, Captain Questions? ;) > > I replied (further down the board): > > Oh my goodness. And you once got cross at Conas for > calling you Pontius Pilate because you were brought up > Catholic. Don't tell the local priest about your > relationship with Jim's music. But one more question for > you, if you don't mind. When you say "Serial Monogamy of > the Heart", does that only involve being tied up and > ****** hard? What about the cerebral side of heart > monogamy? Hopefully the physical reactions that Markus has > to Jim's music do not actually involve any kind of > bondage. > > Of course I was only joking when I wrote this. If Jim's > songs are tying Markus up, then Captain Questions would > appreciate it if Markus comes forward to describe the > bondage. Actually, there are so many evil things happening > in the world, what's wrong with being tied up and f***ed > by a song? > > I would also like to thank Dave for his brilliant picture > of "Captain Questions". It would be really nice if he > could tell me what he exactly typed into Google images to > come up with that picture. I'm glad to see that he is > still contributing his comic genius to the board despite > the fact that he is battling hailstorms in Arizona. | |
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