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Scaramouche 01:33 pm UTC 11/01/10 |
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Happy Birthday Jim - The_wolf_with_the_red_roses 11:01 pm UTC 10/30/10 |
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Happy Birthday Jim, all the best and never ever stop writing!
A birthday joke:
A bus carrying a load of catholic school girls breaks down on a railway crossing and the inevitable speeding train kills the lot of 'em.
They're then all queuing at the pearly gates hoping to get into heaven when St Peter says to the first: 'Have you ever had any experience with a penis?'
First girl replies: 'Well out of curiosity, I touched one once with my finger'.
St Peter says stick your finger in the holy water over there and THEN you can come in. She sticks her finger in the water and enters heaven.
St Peter asks the same thing to the next girl and she replies: 'Out of curiosity I gave a guy a hand job once'. He offers her the holy water, she sticks her hand in and enters heaven.
There is then some commotion at the back of the queue and a girl comes running forward. 'Whoa' says St Peter 'what's the rush'?
Girl replies: 'I wanna gargle that holy water before Susie sticks her arse in it!'
Boom boom, I'm here all week.
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