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> > >> WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET A BLONDE REDNECK GENIE?
> > >>
> > >> A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp
> > >> partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub.
> > >> Two blonde redneck genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three
> > >> wishes.
> > >>
> > >> The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde redneck genies disappear.The
> > >> next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion surrounded
> > >> by 50 beautiful women. He makes love to all of them and begins to
> > >> explore the house. Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet,
> > >> he looks down and the floor is covered in $100 bills.
> > >>
> > >> Then, there's a knock at the door. He answers it and standing there
> > >> are two persons dressed in Ku Klux Klan outfits. They drag him
> > >> outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang him by
> > >> the neck until he's dead. As the Klansmen are walking away, they
> > >> remove their hoods; it's the two blonde redneck genies. One blonde redneck genie says
> > >> to the other one," I can understand the first wish having all these
> > >> beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to.
> > >> I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire.
> > >> But, why he wanted to be hung like a black man is beyond me."
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