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Charlie Christmas

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rockfenris2005 04:04 pm UTC 12/14/15
In reply to: Annie Christmas - rockfenris2005 03:57 pm UTC 12/14/15


Old Charlie went out
To the gambling hall
And he started to play
On the roulette wheel

With a quarter on the red
And his head in his hands
As he watched and he waited
Till the ball came to rest

Old Charlie never moved
He just let his money ride
And the red won again
Then again and again

It won sixteen times
Before they found out he'd been dead
For the whole time!
What a wonder!
He was dead but
Still a winner!

Imagine the shock and the stunning loss of pride
For the house had been losing
To a man who had died
And there's gotta come a time when we've all gotta go
You start out always fast
But the end is always slow...

And the moral is...?
And the moral is...?
And the moral is...?
And the moral is...?

When Miss Annie found out
She put her gun to her head
It was loaded
Sixteen bullets!

She was all dressed in black
She had her necklace on
When she fired
Sixteen bullets!

Her sons put her in a coffin
And they put it in a hearse
It was drawn by
Sixteen horses!

Then they all got on a barge
And they drifted out to sea
To see a fallen angel
Whose fall was over
A fallen angel
With a mustache...

And there's gotta come a time when we've all gotta go
You start out always fast
But the end is always slow
And there's gotta come a time when we've all gotta go
You start out always fast
But the end is always slow...

And the moral is...?
And the moral is...?
And the moral is...?
And the moral is...?

It was their time to go so they went.

>
> She lived in these parts
> She was a big old girl
> Miss Annie
> What a wonder!
>
> Three hundred pounds
> And six foot eight
> In her bare feet
> Annie Christmas!
>
> She could drink and she could fight
> She had a curly black mustache
> She was famous on the river
> She was madly in love
> With a wild gambling man
> That was Charlie, how she loved him!
>
> But old Charlie
> He never even noticed her at all
> Until a one day
> What a one day!
> When she wore a very special necklace
> Cause it proved that she was tough and reckless
> With a bead for every ear and nose
> She had bitten off as the story goes!
> When she fought every man who ever did her wrong
> And the necklace was already thirty feet long...!
> And the upshot was...
> And the upshot was...
>
> Old Charlie was impressed
> And the next thing you know
> They were married
> What a wedding!
>
> And the next year she gave him
> A dozen sons at once
> They were giants!
> What a wonder
>
> And before they were six
> They were seven foot four
> In their bare feet
> They were giants
> And they carried Miss Annie
> On their shoulders like a prize
> She was beaming like an angel
> Like an angel with a mustache!
>
> And she always wore a very special necklace
> Cause it proved that she was tough and reckless
> With a bead for every ear and nose
> She had bitten off as the story goes!
>
> And she always wore a very special necklace
> Cause it proved that she was tough and reckless
> With a bead for every ear and nose
> She had bitten off as the story goes!
> And the moral is...?
> And the moral is...?
> And the moral is...?
> And the moral is.....?
>
> I DON'T KNOW...!!!!
>
>
> > Could Annie /Charlie Christmas be the best and most
> > important song in the show?? I often think it is.
> >
> > It was their time to go. So they went.
> >
> > Can't sum up death and dying any better than that.
> > Mystery solved in 9 words. Sooo Steiny!!


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