Lousy review, but tempts one of my favorite puns: "Love is a many blendered thing" LOL!
> http://www.blender.com/guide/articles.aspx?id=786
>
> --50 Worst Songs of All Time--
>
> 44
> MEAT LOAF
> “I’d Do Anything for Love (But I Won’t Do That)” 1993
> Bitch-titted balladeer seeks dictionary
>
> Forget that this song comes from Bat Out of Hell II: Back
> Into Hell and that pop albums can’t really have sequels.
> Forget that it’s 12 minutes — and crammed with pianos,
> choirs and every over-the-top adornment that producer Jim
> Steinman could get his hands on, it feels twice that
> length. No, this epic chunk of histrionics’ worst offense
> is that it doesn’t make any sense. You wouldn’t do what,
> exactly? It’s OK for rock songs to be dumb. But not
> stupid.
>
> Worst Moment Shamelessly aping “Paradise by the Dashboard
> Light,” the boy-girl duet kicks in at around the
> nine-minute mark.
>
> --
>
> Fine that they don't like it, but don't embarrass yourself
> by calling the lyrics stupid and that "that" is never
> explained. It's explained about twenty times in the song.
>
> The rest of the list sucks too, for that matter.
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