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rockfenris2005 03:47 am UTC 04/28/07 |
| In reply to: | Hello? - rockfenris2005 02:09 am UTC 04/28/07 |
"Depose me from my rightful throne, will he? Just because I mixed up a few little old spells? Who needs Atlantis anyway. I'd redecorate this ocean with a vengeance if I had my crown again!" Back, when I was still in power You can bet the tides were high Life was positively vicious Delicious To die Lounging in my beachside tower Seaweed petals underfoot I'd throw Fantastic buffets Swanky soirees Where are those days? KAPUT! Now, here I rot Skinny as a crayfish Hideously underfed And simply wasting, wasting away Looks nearly shot Positively waifish Guess how many pounds I've shed While simply wasting, wasting away It's no mirage My whole decolletage Has shrunken, I know Hard to deny That it, as well as I Have sunken so low Healthy, I'm not Also, I'm anemic Also, prematurely grey Wasting, wasting away! (Fragile and frail! Also, pretty feeble! Drooping like a kelp bouquet! Sighing, dying away!) "Boys..." Yes, I know it's all too tragic As for being fair, well HA! Power, pleasure, fun, all vanished I'm banished Yes, MOI! All because I used black magic Broke one tiny rule, so what? But now my potions and spells Ointments and gels Baubles and shells Mean SQUAT! Now, here I am RAVENOUS with hunger Miserable beyond belief And meanwhile wasting, wasting away! Limp as a clam Hardly getting younger Stranded on a dead-end reef Completely wasting, wasting away! Look, I'm so lean Why, no one's ever seen A flatfish this thin! I look, at best Like something you'd have guessed The CATFISH dragged in! Once, I was glam Once, I had a figure Now I'm like a failed souffle Wasting, wasting away! Out of the loop Swimming NOWHERE FAST Exhausted, obsolete, PASSE Wasting, wasting away! (Gaunt and grotesque! Haggard and decrepit! Doddering in deep decay! Snivelling, shrivelling...) "ENOUGH!!!!! It's too much for my fragile body to take! Boys, gimme some support while I think wicked." (Wasting...! Wasting...!) "WAIT! I have an idea! The princess likes human things, eh? Then the little tart is ready for basting!" (Wasting...! Wasting...!) "And then my reign can resume!" Though, truth be told I'm starting from my old Cachet back a LOT What I would love A heaping platter of His payback SERVED HOT! So, boys gather 'round Listen very close 'cause this is how the plot will play Till I've got Triton Right in my sway... First, get the girl Then we'll get her daddy Then we'll make her pay and pay And leave 'em wasting, wasting away!!!! | |
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