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Kelly Osbouse??? And I'm TOTALLY sober!!!

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Jacqueline 03:32 pm UTC 01/10/08
In reply to: Funny - Kate Moss, Kelly Osbouse Eclipse.... - Jacqueline 03:30 pm UTC 01/10/08



> TURN AROUND, SMARTARSE
>
> Oh, that Kate Moss must be having a right giggle at the
> moment at our expense, having convinced Kelly Osbourne
> that she has a good voice and should release a cover
> version of Bonnie Tyler's gravelly classic 'Total Eclipse
> of the Heart'.
>
> Kelly told Grazia that she sang the song once in front of
> Kate at a karaoke night (the glamorous life that these
> people lead!) and the wasp-waisted model simply cracked up
> in delight.
>
> "When it was my turn I sang 'Total Eclipse of the Heart',
> and Kate thought it was so fantastic she started crying."
> I'll bet she did. I'm close to filling up myself, you daft
> cow.
>
> Osbourne, who covered 'Papa Don't Preach' by taking the
> song outside and kicking its spine out with hobnail books
> in the car park, went on,
>
> "It's become our song. She'll ring me up and make me sing
> it. She even tried to persuade me to do it as a single,
> because she's convinced it would be number one."
>
> Yes, she must be convinced. Or maybe she's taking the piss
> out of that flat droning voice and laughing at you behind
> your back? Imagine the scene, Kate is sitting in Primrose
> Hill with all her buddies then tells a joke. "How do you
> make a pig sing?" followed by a quick phone call and
> "Hello, Kelly, it's Kate. I was just wondering..."


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