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Jaycee 06:18 am UTC 01/14/08 |
| In reply to: | re: NJC: Late night ramblings - John_Galt 07:06 am UTC 01/11/08 |
| THAT IS TOO TRUE!... fantasticaly depicted there John. I loved reading that, it brought back a lot of memories... Up untill I got a tattoo of a bat on my ankle and I chose Steinman instead... LOL! > My point is that Steinmaniacs should be choosers and not > beggers when it comes to women. We are, aftter all, > devotees of the most heroically romantic and over-the-top > stuff out there, after all... > > You think I'm joking about Christian nightclubs and Mormon > hangouts, but I'm not... at least not entirely. :-) > Here's a description of the scene: > > In my experience, most are closest in feel to small > independent coffee shops in rural college towns. > Occassionally, you get the retro-swing environment with a > dance floor. But mostly, the model is probably a bunch of > couches, tables, and loungy furniture with a makeshift > stage for the touring acts that incessantly come through. > The performers are dressed and stylized according to > contemporary genre, and that often means female performers > are soaked in sex with a cross somewhere that draws your > eyes. The guy performers are good looking and ultimately > they are usually way better than your typical local bands, > it's like they've been practicing in churches since they > were five or something... the only problem being that the > lyrics still sound like traditional Christian pop and > don't go thematically with the music -- so it causes a > kind of thematic dissonance that makes you want to laugh > or smile... > > The first thing you'll notice, though, when you walk in to > a Christian club, is that most of the guys other than > performers and such aren't competition. At any rate, the > girls are constantly running around giving ummm... like > totally platonic hugs --it's like high school flirting so > there's much touching, but no sex in the bathroom outside > of your imagination. Most of them actually look happy > when they smile. I live in Los Angeles, so that's sort of > a rare thing for me. What's really fun is watching them > cream over these Christian rock performers. It's like the > film footage of the girls screaming for Elvis or the > Beatles from the Ed Sullivan show -- except better. Every > girl has a bit of a good girl and a bit of a bad girl and > these tatooed preachers are succeeding with both. You > haven't laughed until some girl has looked up at some > "lead singer" whose albums she's been buying in church > since she was 12 and faints in your arms when he growls > "die on the cross for you." > > The thing is that your skills as a man will improve > drastically in a place like this. You'll need to get good > at building sexual tension with subtext... and with honor. > Most of the girls are young and cute, I'd say Hayden from > Heroes looks about right, but the sexiness is there under > the surface. Better girls make you better. > > Anyway, it's right up there with a real five star > honkey-tonk, which is kind of the opposite experience, but > still worthwhile. :-) > | |
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