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Markus 05:47 pm UTC 02/21/08 |
| In reply to: | Dave was bragging to his boss one day - lotus_nz 08:34 am UTC 02/21/08 |
| Haha, GREAT ONE! > Dave was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know > everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and > I know them." > > Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, > Dave, how about Tom Cruise?" > > "No dramas boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can > prove it." > > So Dave and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom > Cruise's door, and Tom Cruise shouts, "Dave! What's > happening? Great to see you! Come on in for a beer!" > > Although impressed, Dave's boss is still sceptical. After > they leave Cruise's house, he tells Dave that he thinks > him knowing Cruise was just lucky. > > "No, no, just name anyone else," Dave says. > > "President Bush," his boss quickly retorts. > "Yup," Dave say's, "Old buddies, let's fly out to > Washington and off they go. At the White House, Bush spots > Dave on the tour and motions him and his boss over, > saying, "Dave, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a > meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have > a cup of coffee first and catch up." > > Well, the boss is very shaken by now but still not totally > convinced. > After they leave the White House grounds he expresses his > doubts to Dave, who again implores him to name anyone > else. > > "The Pope," his boss replies. > > "Sure!" says Dave. "I've known the Pope for years." So off > they fly to Rome. > > Dave and his boss are assembled with the masses at the > Vatican's St. Peter's Square when Dave says, "This will > never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these > people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me > just go upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the > Pope." > > He disappears into the crowd headed towards the Vatican. > > Sure enough, half an hour later Dave emerges with the Pope > on the balcony, but by the time Dave returns, he finds > that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by > paramedics. > > Making his way to his boss' side, Dave asks him, "What > happened?" > > His boss looks up and says, "It was the final straw ... > you and the Pope came out on to the balcony and the man > next to me said, 'Who the fuck is that on the balcony with > Dave?" > | |
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