Nice :-). I'd just like to make it clear that this is a different Dave - I don't associate with any nutcase Scientologists ;-)
Speaking of dwarves ...
One day, when they got home from work, the seven dwarves saw Snow White going upstairs with Prince Charming. Curious as to what was going to happen, and lacking a ladder, they stood on each others shoulders so the top-most dwarf could peek through the bedroom window.
The message came up from the bottom of the chain, "what's he doing? whats he doing? whats he doing?....etc
And down went the message "He's putting her on the bed, pass it on". He's putting her on the bed" ... He's putting her on the bed" ...
"what's he doing now? what's he doing now? what's he doing now?...."
"He's taking her top off, He's taking her top off, He's taking her top off..."
"what's he doing now? what's he doing now? what's he doing now?...."
"He's taking his buckle off, He's taking his buckle off, He's taking his buckle off....."
Suddenly, the Prince looked at the window and saw a dwarf's head framed in it. He unsheathed his fearsome sword and strode angrily towards the window!
"He's coming!" cried the dwarf at the top. ... "He's coming, he's coming, he's coming......."
And up came the message "So am I, so am I, so am I, so am I........"
Dave
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