How does an Essex girl turn the light off during sex?
Shuts the car door.
What does an Essex girl wear behind her ears, to make herself look more attractive?
Her ankles!
Why does an Essex girl wear knickers?
To keep her ankles warm!
Two Essex girls (Tracey & Sharon) enter the perfume department at Harrods, and the sales girl asks 'would you like to try our new romantic fragrance 'Come To Me'.
Sharon says: 'Yeah all right darling' and an amount is sprayed on her wrist.
She holds her wrist up to Tracey's nose, who proclaims 'Ere that don't smell like cum, to me'!
> LOL. So many of those to choose from too! (says an Essex
> boy)
BTW - My old man's from Dagenham, so I guess I have some Essex blood.
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