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Jsteinfan 10:53 am UTC 04/23/08 |
| In reply to: | Essex Girls...... - Scaramouche 11:19 pm UTC 04/21/08 |
maybe i need myself an essex girl? I did date a girl from Essex, CT. She was super fun, but not in that way, + a tad bit snoby, but thats the norm for CT girlz > How does an Essex girl turn the light off during sex? > Shuts the car door. > > What does an Essex girl wear behind her ears, to make > herself look more attractive? > Her ankles! > > Why does an Essex girl wear knickers? > To keep her ankles warm! > > Two Essex girls (Tracey & Sharon) enter the perfume > department at Harrods, and the sales girl asks 'would you > like to try our new romantic fragrance 'Come To Me'. > > Sharon says: 'Yeah all right darling' and an amount is > sprayed on her wrist. > > She holds her wrist up to Tracey's nose, who proclaims > 'Ere that don't smell like cum, to me'! > > > > LOL. So many of those to choose from too! (says an Essex > > boy) > > BTW - My old man's from Dagenham, so I guess I have some > Essex blood. > | |
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