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Pudding 07:50 pm UTC 04/29/08 |
| In reply to: | re: Chelsea, Chelsea!!!! - Scaramouche 01:04 pm UTC 04/29/08 |
| That's all true apart from the pits, they got shut down many moons ago :o( I don't think Huddersfield did that bad in the FA Cup considering Chelsea are at least 50 places higher than what they are in the leagues and 100 times wealthier. Shame Chelsea got knocked out by another Yorkshire team though....LMAO > Ayup t'Huddersfield lad, zip it, an get back down t'pit, > if ya know what's good for ya!! > > Few hundred Huddersfield all came down t'Chelsea in t'cup > this year. They parked their Humber mini-buses and looked > really smart in their flat caps, knapsack and hobnail > boots...we all waived £50.00 notes at them!! > > Needless to say they got spanked 3-1!! > > > Geoffrey Arkwright (from Huddersfield) goes t'doctor with > an embarrassing itch. > > t'Doctor asks: 'are you sexually active?' > > Geoff replies: 'no, I just lie there'. > > > Huddersfield town centre...the 'jewel of the north' (u > know...TK Maxx, Poundstretcher, pie shop, deep fried mars > bars, ten fish & chip shops and about 60 'working' men's > clubs). Don't go there after dark (or any other time) > you'll be sexually assaulted by someone with hairy legs > and a beard...and that's just the women!! > > > > > > > Man goes to the doctor and says 'I have a problem. > > Everytime I masturbate I can't help singing 'COME ON > > CHELSEA!' > > > > Doctor says 'Don't worry, lots of wankers sing that.' > > > > > > A boy says to his father "can I get a girl pregnant by > > fucking her up the arse?". "Of course you can son" replies > > the father, "where do you think Chelsea fans come from?" > > > > > > > Page Down for irreverent Chelsea joke ... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Chelsea FC will be sending two stretcher bearers and a > > > physio to Frank Lampards mum's funeral. > > > > > > > > > Just in case Didier Drogba falls in the box. | |
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