Ayup t'Huddersfield lad, zip it, an get back down t'pit, if ya know what's good for ya!!
Few hundred Huddersfield all came down t'Chelsea in t'cup this year. They parked their Humber mini-buses and looked really smart in their flat caps, knapsack and hobnail boots...we all waived £50.00 notes at them!!
Needless to say they got spanked 3-1!!
Geoffrey Arkwright (from Huddersfield) goes t'doctor with an embarrassing itch.
t'Doctor asks: 'are you sexually active?'
Geoff replies: 'no, I just lie there'.
Huddersfield town centre...the 'jewel of the north' (u know...TK Maxx, Poundstretcher, pie shop, deep fried mars bars, ten fish & chip shops and about 60 'working' men's clubs). Don't go there after dark (or any other time) you'll be sexually assaulted by someone with hairy legs and a beard...and that's just the women!!
> Man goes to the doctor and says 'I have a problem.
> Everytime I masturbate I can't help singing 'COME ON
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