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Michael Jackson-- some questions answered

Posted by:
Smeghead 06:10 pm UTC 06/26/09

Q: What was the official time of Michael's death?
A: When the big hand touched the little hand.


Q: What was the cause of death?
A: The exact cause of death is not known, Some believe he died from an allergic reaction to 12 year old nut. Others think it may have been a 12 year old crack habit.

Q: What will be done with Michael's remains?
A: His body will be melted down and the plastic used to make toys so kids can play with him for a change.

Q: Does Michael have any unreleased works we will see sold posthumously?
A: Michael was working on his book, "The Ins and Outs of child Rearing." He was unable to finish it because he kept getting a little behind.


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