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NuttyNuts 03:10 am UTC 06/27/09 |
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Michael Jackson-- some questions answered - Smeghead 06:10 pm UTC 06/26/09 |
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No matter how hard the paramedics tried, they just couldn't bring any color back to his face.
Some say drug use, but I have an inside source that says it was food poisoning. Just hours earlier he tasted an eight year old wiener.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and caviar? Caviar still comes on little white crackers.
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walked on the moon, and the other fucked a bunch of kids.
> Q: What was the official time of Michael's death?
> A: When the big hand touched the little hand.
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> Q: What was the cause of death?
> A: The exact cause of death is not known, Some believe he
> died from an allergic reaction to 12 year old nut. Others
> think it may have been a 12 year old crack habit.
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> Q: What will be done with Michael's remains?
> A: His body will be melted down and the plastic used to
> make toys so kids can play with him for a change.
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> Q: Does Michael have any unreleased works we will see sold
> posthumously?
> A: Michael was working on his book, "The Ins and Outs of
> child Rearing." He was unable to finish it because he
> kept getting a little behind.
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