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fallingtofly 05:41 pm UTC 03/03/07 |
| In reply to: | To much negativity - post a joke - wenners 09:52 am UTC 03/03/07 |
| Old, stupid blonde jokes I've heard my whole life: Why do blondes wear panties? To keep their ankles warm. What do you do to change a blonde's mind? Blow in her ear What's a blonde's mating call? "I'm sooooooo drunk!" Push a blonde and brunette off a building. who hits first? The brunette- the blonde had to ask directions. A blonde whale and brunette whale were swimming in the ocean. The brunette says to the blonde: "See that boat? I'll go up and blow a big blast of water and knock the boat over, and you can eat up the guys that fall out." The blonde gets in a huff and screams: "That's always just the way it is- you get the blow job and I get the seamen!" Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? To have a place fr their ankles. > Time to do a way with some of the negativity on this great > site and do away with the bitch slapping (for a while > anyway) > > So lets cheer this place up and post a joke. > > Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day > and most of the > night celebrating St Patrick's Day. > > Mick, the bartender says, "You'll not be drinking anymore > tonight Paddy". > Paddy replies "OK Mick, I'll be on my way then." > Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls > flat on his face. > Shoite" he says and pulls himself up by the stool and > dusts himself off > > He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his > face. > Shoite, Shoite! > He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he > can just get to > the door and some fresh air he'll be fine. > He belly crawls to the door and shimmies up to the > doorframe. > He sticks his head outside and takes a deep breath of > fresh air, feels > muchbetter and takes a step out onto the pavement and > falls flat on his > face. > > Bi'Jesus... I'm done in, done in," he says. > He can see his house just a few doors down, and crawls to > the door, > hauls himself up the doorframe, opens the door and > shimmies inside. > He takes a look up the stairs and says "No freakin' way". > > He crawls up the stairs to his bedroom door and says "I > can make it to > the bed." > He takes a step into the room and falls flat on his face. > He says "Frak it" and falls into bed. > > The next morning, his wife, Jess, comes into the room > carrying a cup of > coffee and says, > Get up Paddy. Did you have a bit to drink last night?" > Paddy says, "I did Jess. I was freakin' pissed. But how'd > you know?" > "Mick phoned, . . . > You left your wheelchair at the pub." > > Political correctness apology, this joke is not meant to > offend the disabled and Irish people in any way shape or > form and if you do find this joke offensive then i > apologise and may i just suggest in the nicest possible > way get a frigging life" > > | |
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