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wenners 05:48 pm UTC 03/03/07 |
| In reply to: | To much negativity - post a joke - wenners 09:52 am UTC 03/03/07 |
>> > After a night of drinking, Brian crept into bed beside his wife >>who was >> > already asleep. He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. >>When he >> > awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed >>wearing a long >> > flowing white robe. "Who the hell are you? "Demanded Brian, "and >>what are >> > you doing in my bedroom?" >> > >> > The mysterious man answered, "This isn't your bedroom, and I'm >>St Peter". >> > Brian was stunned. >> > >> > "You mean I'm dead? That can't be, I have so much to live for, I >>haven't >> > said goodbye to my family.... you've got to send me back >>straight away." >> > St Peter replied, "Yes, you can be reincarnated, but there is a >>catch. We >> > can only send you back as a dog or a hen." >> > >> > Brian was devastated but knowing there was a farm not far from >>his house, >> > he asked to be sent back as a hen. A flash of light later, he >>was covered >>in >> > feathers and clucking around pecking the ground. "This isn't so >>bad," he >> > thought until he felt this strange feeling welling up inside >>him. >> > >> > The farmyard rooster strolled over and said, "So you're the new >>hen. How >> > are you enjoying your first day here? >> > >> > "It's not so bad, "replied Brian, "but I have this strange >>feeling inside >> > like I'm about to explode." >> > >> > "You're ovulating," explained the rooster, "don't tell me you've >>never >> > laid an egg before." >> > >> > "Never," replied Brian. >> > >> > "Well, just relax and let it happen." And so he did, and after a >>few >> > uncomfortable seconds later, an egg popped out from under his >>tail. >> > >> > An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his emotions got >>the >> > better of him as he experienced motherhood for the first time. >> > >> > When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was >>overwhelming and >> > he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that >>had >> > happened to him...ever!!! >> > >> > The joy kept coming, and as he was just about to lay his third >>egg, he >> > felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his >>wife >>shouting, >> >"Brian! Wake up, you drunken bastard, you're shitting in the >>bed." | |
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