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re: To much negativity - post a joke

Posted by:
samurai7 05:49 pm UTC 03/03/07
In reply to: To much negativity - post a joke - wenners 09:52 am UTC 03/03/07

A feller has a drink problem, which escalates until he's drinking brake fluid. But it's okay, he can stop any time...

> Time to do a way with some of the negativity on this great
> site and do away with the bitch slapping (for a while
> anyway)
>
> So lets cheer this place up and post a joke.
>
> Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day
> and most of the
> night celebrating St Patrick's Day.
>
> Mick, the bartender says, "You'll not be drinking anymore
> tonight Paddy".
> Paddy replies "OK Mick, I'll be on my way then."
> Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls
> flat on his face.
> Shoite" he says and pulls himself up by the stool and
> dusts himself off
>
> He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his
> face.
> Shoite, Shoite!
> He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he
> can just get to
> the door and some fresh air he'll be fine.
> He belly crawls to the door and shimmies up to the
> doorframe.
> He sticks his head outside and takes a deep breath of
> fresh air, feels
> muchbetter and takes a step out onto the pavement and
> falls flat on his
> face.
>
> Bi'Jesus... I'm done in, done in," he says.
> He can see his house just a few doors down, and crawls to
> the door,
> hauls himself up the doorframe, opens the door and
> shimmies inside.
> He takes a look up the stairs and says "No freakin' way".
>
> He crawls up the stairs to his bedroom door and says "I
> can make it to
> the bed."
> He takes a step into the room and falls flat on his face.
> He says "Frak it" and falls into bed.
>
> The next morning, his wife, Jess, comes into the room
> carrying a cup of
> coffee and says,
> Get up Paddy. Did you have a bit to drink last night?"
> Paddy says, "I did Jess. I was freakin' pissed. But how'd
> you know?"
> "Mick phoned, . . .
> You left your wheelchair at the pub."
>
> Political correctness apology, this joke is not meant to
> offend the disabled and Irish people in any way shape or
> form and if you do find this joke offensive then i
> apologise and may i just suggest in the nicest possible
> way get a frigging life"
>
>


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