| re: Sexual Relationships With Jim's Songs - A Captain Questions Poll | |
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Jacqueline 01:18 am UTC 10/23/10 |
| In reply to: | Sexual Relationships With Jim's Songs - A Captain Questions Poll - steven_stuart 01:09 am UTC 10/23/10 |
| Oh my, yes!!! Your reply down the board wasn't enough. Indeed, this tread is soooo BRILLIANT that I can easily see why you'd want to drag it to the top of the board. Well done. Thank you. Keep up the good work. Bravo, friend. Without you older threads would NEVER get the attention they deserve. Stand and take a bow!! > Do Jim's songs tie you up and f*** you hard? They do that > to JD. Naughty songs. I wonder if there is one particular > song that does that harder than the others. > > We haven't had a poll on here for a while, so could people > who are actually having sexual relationships with Jim's > songs please post and if there is one song in particular > which arouses you, could you please post the name of that > song? > > JD has now dubbed me "Captain Questions", so I think I > should be put in charge of all board polls from now on. > > In my role as "Captain Questions", I would like to ask > Markus if the feelings he describes below are actually > sexual or are they more like the feelings that a celebate > priest gets. > > > Yesterday evening we drove home from Paris and I listende > > to some great Steinsongs while the rest of us was sleeping > > next to me and still after all these years Jims songs made > > my heart go faster, my temperature rising and my hands > > sweating. :-) > > > > Markus > > An earlier conversation with JD in which she bestowed my > new title on me: > > > > > Serial Monogamy of the Heart. > > > > > > When you say "monogamy" do you mean that Jim's music is > > > the only music that you love? > > > > I listen to a lot of music but Jim's is the only one that > > ties me up and fucks me hard when I need it. Understand > > now, Captain Questions? ;) > > I replied (further down the board): > > Oh my goodness. And you once got cross at Conas for > calling you Pontius Pilate because you were brought up > Catholic. Don't tell the local priest about your > relationship with Jim's music. But one more question for > you, if you don't mind. When you say "Serial Monogamy of > the Heart", does that only involve being tied up and > ****** hard? What about the cerebral side of heart > monogamy? Hopefully the physical reactions that Markus has > to Jim's music do not actually involve any kind of > bondage. > > Of course I was only joking when I wrote this. If Jim's > songs are tying Markus up, then Captain Questions would > appreciate it if Markus comes forward to describe the > bondage. Actually, there are so many evil things happening > in the world, what's wrong with being tied up and f***ed > by a song? > > I would also like to thank Dave for his brilliant picture > of "Captain Questions". It would be really nice if he > could tell me what he exactly typed into Google images to > come up with that picture. I'm glad to see that he is > still contributing his comic genius to the board despite > the fact that he is battling hailstorms in Arizona. | |
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