> > My mother is a Russian Grand Duchess,
> > but shhh she won't admit to it.
>
> You owe me a new keyboard. The tears of laughter have
> fused this one.
>
> I assume you do understand why people don't believe you,
> when you make amazing claims with all evidence
> mysteriously unavailable?
>
The only pertinent thing that is not available, as you may say, is the remains of my grandfather.
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