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re: Chelsea, Chelsea!!!!

Posted by:
Pudding 04:43 am UTC 04/29/08
In reply to: re: Chelsea, Chelsea!!!! - daveake 12:36 pm UTC 04/28/08

Man goes to the doctor and says 'I have a problem. Everytime I masturbate I can't help singing 'COME ON CHELSEA!'

Doctor says 'Don't worry, lots of wankers sing that.'


A boy says to his father "can I get a girl pregnant by fucking her up the arse?". "Of course you can son" replies the father, "where do you think Chelsea fans come from?"


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> Chelsea FC will be sending two stretcher bearers and a
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> Just in case Didier Drogba falls in the box.


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