| My Take (Part I) | |
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Jsteinfan 02:02 pm UTC 05/02/08 |
| In reply to: | Planet Rinkoff - Jsteinfan 01:23 pm UTC 05/02/08 |
| My Take: In order to rescue Steinman from the long ago and far away land you need to follow the sound of Jim's heartbeat, which screams like a siren to you all of the time. Go over the river and through the woods, then kill the mini iPod zombies down in the valley tonight. You're eyes just aren't what they were, but you should be able to see The obscure and forgotten castle in the distance. Upon entering the castle, take out the angelic choir who are on their 501st take of the "Body Intro", then charge up the ancient hallway (taking the stairs only one at a time). Upon reaching the top of the stairs, you find a giant statue of Rinkoff that is carved in ice. It is like nothing you ever seen before or will again! It is at this point when you summon your demonic power that some nights, allows you to breathe fire. Use this ability to melt the statue, thus decreasing Rinkoff's health. In the next room you'll discover a young Karla DeVito in a cage. She's thrashing around, you convince her that there is no point to all this fury and rage, after all she's still young and you just busted her out of the cage. At this point you discover a new power, Dance in Your Pants. Use this supercharged erection to seduce Karla by singing Surf's Up! | |
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