| Part II: The Torture Chamber (ie Recording Studio) | |
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Jsteinfan 02:25 pm UTC 05/02/08 |
| In reply to: | My Take (Part I) - Jsteinfan 02:02 pm UTC 05/02/08 |
| Now that you're equipped with a super erection and Karla, you can proceed to the torture chamber, which is basically an enhanced recording studio. In the first room you will find Jeff Bova, who is diligently inserting dance beats into every Steinman song ever written (and those unwritten ones too!). In the corner of the studio you will find a ton of actual musical instruments, use them to disorient Bova, this will cause him to sell his studio and go into semi-retirement. In the final room of the studio you find a video monitor that is playing a video of the BAT II recording session. Meat loaf is naked and laid out on some sort of strange device, Jim and Rinkoff appear to be using a combination of reed whippings and waterboarding to get Meat to hit the proper notes. Meat loaf is screaming, slurping, "ONE DAY I'll GET EVEN by claiming that I wrote all the BAT SONGS!". After the video plays, a new power is unlocked, The Power of Smegma. This is a cheesy secretion that allows you to kill your enemies with monotone, redundant, and predictable phrases. To be continued.... | |
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