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| re: NCJ: DEMOCRAT, REPUBLICAN OR SOUTHERNER! | |
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Smeghead 08:01 pm UTC 08/18/08 |
| In reply to: | re: NCJ: DEMOCRAT, REPUBLICAN OR SOUTHERNER! - samurai7 06:02 pm UTC 08/18/08 |
> knives and guns should be outlawed. end of story. you > can't shoot someone if you haven't a gun. you can't stab > someone if you haven't a knife. You can't do a lot of things without a knife... Cook many foods, eat many foods, arts and crafts...boy what a dumbass statement! Just remember... simple logic... if Guns are outlawed then the only person with a gun will be a criminal. The place in the US with the MOST restrictive gun laws (washington DC) also has the highest crime and murder rates involving guns. But don't let the facts get in the way of your world view... And I don't even own a gun. Have never fired one apart from a BB Gun. > > > What Democrat would be carrying a gun? Oh that's right. > > Like Rosie O'Donnell and that Columnist I can't remember > > the name of, they believe in Gun Control Laws for everyone > > else but don't believe they apply to them. > > > > I think the true Democrat answer would be: > > Bang. If I didn't have this evil gun I wouldn't have shot > > him and he obviously shouldn't have been allowed to carry > > a knife. Let's outlaw Knives. > > > > > yeah, caps in title, sorry. Was too lazy to change it when > > > I copied. > > > > > > DEMOCRAT, REPUBLICAN OR SOUTHERNER! > > > > > > Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner? > > > > > > Here is a little test that will help you decide. > > > > > > The answer can be found by posing the following question: > > > > > > You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and > > > two small children. > > > Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes > > > around the corner, > > > locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, > > > praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. > > > > > > You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an > > > expert shot. > > > You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your > > > family. What do you do? > > > > > > THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN: > > > > > > Democrat’s Answer: > > > > > > Well, that’s not enough information to answer the > > > question! > > > Does the man look poor or oppressed? > > > Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to > > > attack? > > > Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the > > > kids? > > > Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the > > > knife out of his hand? > > > What does the law say about this situation? > > > Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? > > > Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, > > > and what kind of message does this send to society and to > > > my children? > > > Is it possible he’d be happy with just killing me? > > > Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content > > > just to wound me? > > > If I were to grab his knees and hold on, > > > could my family get away while he was stabbing me? > > > Should I call 9-1-1 ? Why is this street so deserted? > > > We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make > > > this happier, > > > healthier street that would discourage such behavior. > > > This is all so confusing! > > > I need to debate this with some friends for few days and > > > try to come to a consensus. > > > > > > Republican’s Answer:BANG! > > > > > > Southerner’s Answer: > > > > > > BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG! BANG! BANG! > > > Click….. (Sounds of reloading) > > > BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG! BANG! BANG! > > > Daughter: > > > ‘Nice grouping, Daddy! > > > Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?’ > > > Son: > > > ‘Can I shoot the next one!’ > > > Wife: > > > ‘You ain’t taking that to the Taxidermist! > > > | |
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