| re: NCJ: DEMOCRAT, REPUBLICAN OR SOUTHERNER! | |
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samurai7 06:02 pm UTC 08/18/08 |
| In reply to: | re: NCJ: DEMOCRAT, REPUBLICAN OR SOUTHERNER! - Smeghead 05:11 pm UTC 08/18/08 |
| knives and guns should be outlawed. end of story. you can't shoot someone if you haven't a gun. you can't stab someone if you haven't a knife. > What Democrat would be carrying a gun? Oh that's right. > Like Rosie O'Donnell and that Columnist I can't remember > the name of, they believe in Gun Control Laws for everyone > else but don't believe they apply to them. > > I think the true Democrat answer would be: > Bang. If I didn't have this evil gun I wouldn't have shot > him and he obviously shouldn't have been allowed to carry > a knife. Let's outlaw Knives. > > > yeah, caps in title, sorry. Was too lazy to change it when > > I copied. > > > > DEMOCRAT, REPUBLICAN OR SOUTHERNER! > > > > Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner? > > > > Here is a little test that will help you decide. > > > > The answer can be found by posing the following question: > > > > You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and > > two small children. > > Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes > > around the corner, > > locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, > > praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. > > > > You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an > > expert shot. > > You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your > > family. What do you do? > > > > THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN: > > > > Democrat’s Answer: > > > > Well, that’s not enough information to answer the > > question! > > Does the man look poor or oppressed? > > Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to > > attack? > > Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the > > kids? > > Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the > > knife out of his hand? > > What does the law say about this situation? > > Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? > > Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, > > and what kind of message does this send to society and to > > my children? > > Is it possible he’d be happy with just killing me? > > Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content > > just to wound me? > > If I were to grab his knees and hold on, > > could my family get away while he was stabbing me? > > Should I call 9-1-1 ? Why is this street so deserted? > > We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make > > this happier, > > healthier street that would discourage such behavior. > > This is all so confusing! > > I need to debate this with some friends for few days and > > try to come to a consensus. > > > > Republican’s Answer:BANG! > > > > Southerner’s Answer: > > > > BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG! BANG! BANG! > > Click….. (Sounds of reloading) > > BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG! BANG! BANG! > > Daughter: > > ‘Nice grouping, Daddy! > > Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?’ > > Son: > > ‘Can I shoot the next one!’ > > Wife: > > ‘You ain’t taking that to the Taxidermist! > > | |
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